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venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia

You touched irradiated soil from Mars, and soon you start to...

created by: venere08 | Nov 20, 2008
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After all, with all the space research occurring as we speak,
any of the above COULD happen to you at any tick of the clock uh oh!

Best to be prepared, don't you think? professor

Oh, if you care to take a couple of extra moments on this riveting thread, please tell us what could/would be the benefits of such a metamorphosis.

Feel free to make suggestions which might help others here to better cope with their new 'persona'.

tick, tock, tick, tock......laugh

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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
I wouldn't mind having antennae, but when I was little I really, really, reallllllyyyyy wanted.... a tail. laugh
I'm immune to all things Martian...Its my home...I've already got antenna and a tongue like a lizard...

Grok me?

wink conversing transport
venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
lanabyte: I wouldn't mind having antennae, but when I was little I really, really, reallllllyyyyy wanted.... a tail.


Hi lanabyte,

I think I remember reading that growing a tail was certainly considered as a possible outcome from the irradiation, but statistically only a 0.0000005 level of probability of occurring, so I ommit it here.

But, hey, a tail could be very cool, useful evenlaugh

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venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
Galactic_bodhi: I'm immune to all things Martian...Its my home...I've already got antenna and a tongue like a lizard...]/b]

Grok me?


Stop bragging! sticking out tongue

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Splok, gnok
venere08: I'm immune to all things Martian...Its my home...I've already got antenna and

Stop bragging!



Splok, gnok


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue

If you haven't already, read "Stranger in A Strange Land" By Robert Heinlein...thats where "grok" comes from winkthumbs up
venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
Galactic_bodhi:



If you haven't already, read "Stranger in A Strange Land" By Robert Heinlein...thats where "grok" comes from


Thanks Galactic, And glock to you, too (she wonders what on Mars this could mean?uh oh! )

I haven't come across that book, but it is on my listtyping

WOW. So, Galactic, when are we starting "Martian 101" lessons? shamrock

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druidess6308 Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA
I chose fly like an eagle...'cuz I love that song, and would love to do it.

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venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
lanabyte: I wouldn't mind having antennae, but when I was little I really, really, reallllllyyyyy wanted.... a tail.


BTW, Just wondered how thought the antennae could help you?

Any particular signals you might expect to pick up? dunno


From this earth or beyond?laugh
venere08:

Thanks Galactic, And glock to you, too (she wonders what on Mars this could mean? )

I haven't come across that book, but it is on my list

WOW. So, Galactic, when are we starting "Martian 101" lessons?


You'd have to read the book...basically "grok" is to understand, but it was written during Heinlein's "flower power" period, and has a lot to do with being on the same wavelength...thumbs up
venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
Galactic_bodhi:

You'd have to read the book...basically "grok" is to understand, but it was written during Heinlein's "flower power" period, and has a lot to do with being on the same wavelength...


Ahhh, thank you.

Now I grok. And it can be said we are in some ways, now on the same 'grok'.laugh

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lanabyte Charleston, West Virginia USA
venere08: BTW, Just wondered how thought the antennae could help you?

Any particular signals you might expect to pick up? From this earth or beyond?

Nah, they'd just look really cool! grin
venere08 Beebylon, South Australia Australia
lanabyte: Nah, they'd just look really cool!


Yes, imagine how you could accessorise them, LOLlaugh

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