Brew01: Good one.
Years ago when I drove truck, my (now ex) wife realized I was making pretty good coin, so she started nagging me so she could go in and get her breast enlarged. I told her fat chance, since they were already big enough, but, well you know women, they just can't let somethings go, so on she went for several days, damn near drove me nuts. Then finally I told her, "If you're that hell bent on making them bigger, then do it the way women did it years ago. Everyday 3 times a day for the next 6 months, rub a handful of tissue paper between them, and they'll grow. She argued saying I was nuts, but then I told her I could prove it, she asked how, and I simply said, "Easy, just look what it's done for your ass"...by the way, that's a true story, and now you also know why I'm single again
Brew, you still got it.
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